Someone wrote in [info]hanamichi_1989,
A lifetime subscription of knowledge -> Newsweek/Time
A bottle of passion -> liquor
A prescription of reassurance -> prozac
A sense of meaning -> dictionary
A party pack of friendship -> cards. or a six pack. depending on your friends
A complete idiot's guide to appreciation -> thesaurus. so you can use all the different words that mean the same thing.
A bouquet of understanding -> if it's for a female i think roses would do.
A sheet of forgiveness -> tissue paper. for when you're crying sincere manly tears while apologising
A tub of ice-cream that is happiness flavoured -> chocolate. really really good chocolate.

-zx (sorry for the cynicism.) it's a nice entry really, but i just couldn't help it.


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